butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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