y did u give ur computer a hand job?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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