PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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