I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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