So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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