I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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