...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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