How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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