I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Randomize
