Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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