What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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