so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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