you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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