Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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