HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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