I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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