I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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