Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He shit in the fireplace
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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