I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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