i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
they're like a gay fantastic four
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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