I want to have your abortion
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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