Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Randomize
