I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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