Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
