Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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