Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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