He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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