What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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