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Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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