names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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