I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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