Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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