"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
how can u be prego again
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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