I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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