why do cheetos always look like penises
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My penis needs a shock collar
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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