Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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