i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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