well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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