Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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