I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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