Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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