god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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