your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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