Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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