He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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