went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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