my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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