no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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