why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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