btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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