Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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