I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm getting married
To pizza
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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