you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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