her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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