i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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