didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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