Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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