it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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