Say something about gay babies.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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