fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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