I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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