I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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