apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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