i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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